So I went out for my community service project to get on the school bus, and it’s snowing these huge flakes of snow. I hear on the bus, first thing, “It’s been crazy in terms of weather ever since the tidal wave.” “… and the mudslides in California.” “And the tornadoes yesterday!” “It’s like the apocalypse.”
I knew I would hear those words uttered sooner or later. Sorry folks, it’s snowing because it’s winter! Satan has not come to earth to punish us for our consumerism and for electing Bush, even if we deserve it, you may resume your normal lives.
Of course, the next comment was “Maybe it’s like Superman, you know when Lex Luther controls the weather…”