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Aaron N. Tubbs

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So the mortgage broker calls me today and says “Oh, crap, the underwriter is complaining that your two paychecks actually covered a period of 29 days, and not a full month, and therefore they can’t underwrite your loan unless you provide us a paystub … within the next couple of hours.” WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU FIGURE THIS OUT A MONTH AND A HALF AGO WHEN YOU APPROVED OUR LOAN AND REQUIRED ALL OF THIS DOCUMENTATION IN THE FIRST PLACE?