So I’m going about my lazy Saturday morning, still recovering from this damn bug, and I get a phone call “Can I show your unit in 5 minutes?” So ensues the scramble to quickly tidy the place up from “I just woke up” to “showing” condition.
Everything was going great, until the guy started breaking out in hives when he noticed the cat food. They’d been walking around for about 15 minutes, and were talking about how great the place was, and how it’d work perfectly, but then the guy figured out there were cats here, and developed an allergic reaction on the spot.
Now, I’m not saying his allergies aren’t real, but damn. So close.