I’m trying to pay people to let me live in their building. I’m offering to give them two grand a month, plus security deposit, a tenant with good credit, good monthly income, and the like. And, for some reason, I can’t get a single fucking place to actually call me back and take my money that I’m trying so hard to give them. Avalon. Equity Apartments. Archstone. I got a promise over the phone for one to call me back in 15 minutes (negative, a day later), an email saying call the office (I called, nobody was there during business hours, left a message, didn’t hear back), and the other one listed a disconnected phone number. Web/email submissions to all of them seem to have gone into a black hole.