A week later and $10 more than quoted, but my new curtains have been tailored, and they look better than the old ones:
I feel much better about these than the old curtains.
Downside is that now that they’re sill-height (nine foot ceilings means I’d have to order 95" lengths and get them tailored to hit floor-length, which is a monstrous pain), when Loki jumps up behind them she always folds them onto the sill. Oh well. The price of progress.
And with that, I think I’m really done with home decorating and furniture for now. The next step will be getting a headboard thingy, I think, but that’s somewhere lower on the list than “blender,” “saute pan,” and a bunch of other stupid stuff.